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The Victorian Gentlemen’s Guide To Group Sex

Pussy – For Cats That Should Know Better

Bitch – It's Bollocks And It's The Dog'sThe Victorian Gentleman's Guide To Group SexI’m working on a Special Secret Project with Mark Wernham. I’d love to tell you all about it, but I can’t. It’s a secret, innit. For the initial stages, we’ve been helped by Steve Appleton and Paul Thompson, for which we’re extremely grateful. Paul’s name isn’t a link because he doesn’t have a website because he thinks he lives in 1942 because he’s round the fucking twist.

I’ve worked with Mark, Steve and Paul many times in the past. Our first Special Secret Project was a book called Pussy – For Cats That Should Know Better, which was a spoof of lad’s magazines like Loaded and Nuts. It was published by Bantam Press in 2004 and it sold quite well, at one point managing to scrape into the Amazon Top 100. Our next Special Secret Project was Bitch – It’s Bollocks And It’s The Dog’s, a follow-up to Pussy, which sold pretty well too. Another of our Special Secret Projects was an utterly genius idea for a book called The Victorian Gentleman’s Guide To Group Sex. That was roundly rejected by every publisher in the known universe.

Our latest Special Secret Project is not a book, as it goes, but I’m obviously hoping it ends up doing a Pussy rather than a Victorian Gentleman’s Guide To Group Sex, if you get my driftI am also hoping that, having tagged this post with the words “Pussy” and “Group Sex”, I get a big uplift in the number of visitors to my blog.


4 Comments on “The Victorian Gentlemen’s Guide To Group Sex”

  1. David Eric Cummins says:

    The Victorian Gentleman’s Guide To Group Sex couldn’t find a publisher? But with a title like that it could sell itself! The goths and steampunks alone would be lined up for miles.

  2. Lisa (Mod) says:

    Poor Sir George has had to hide his leg fetish since 2006. ;)

  3. Stu says:

    nope – its still only us here – I wonder if I type “Gigantic Juggs of Joy,Gigantic Juggs of Joy,Gigantic Juggs of Joy,Gigantic Juggs of Joy” will your hit rate rise??

  4. Push says:

    Never mind Sir George, I’ve had to hide my leg fetish since 1985.

    Thanks for the extra help Stu.


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